The forecast didn't call for rain...

The sound of rain is not uncommon in Nantes. What is uncommon is hearing the sound of rain coming from inside the house….

Side note - For the following story some background knowledge of the layout of my host family’s apartment is necessary. I live in an apartment building but there aren’t multiple apartments per floor. For the most part one floor = one apartment but in my case we have one and a half floors. So the fifth floor is ours and half of the sixth. My room is on the sixth floor (along with one other bedroom and a bathroom) and there’s a very narrow staircase that connects the two floors. Okay, enjoy! 

So when I came home from school on Friday, there was water on the stairs leading up to my room. I drew it to my host mom’s attention, who immediately called a plumber, because the hot water heater was leaking. I had never noticed it but it’s attached to the ceiling above the stairs. If you, like me, are thinking that’s a weird place to put a water heater, it’s there because that’s where it was before the two apartments were connected and they just left it when they created the staircase. So she called a plumber but it was Friday afternoon so she was told to wait for Monday and in the mean time stick a bucket under the drip.  

Saturday morning comes and I get up, go for a run (in order to procrastinate a little on a paper I needed to write), and when I get back I take a shower. So I’m getting dressed in my room after I finish taking my shower and all of a sudden I hear a sound that sounds a lot like rain but it’s coming from my hallway. First feeling…dread…but then I was like okay Taylor go find your host mom, adults always know what to do right. So I grab my bath towel and throw it on the stairs under the stream of water, which does a whole lot of nothing, and go searching for my host mom. Of course, nobody is home, my host mom doesn’t answer her cell phone (I left a message that I’m pretty sure made zero sense as I know none of the vocabulary necessary for dealing with a broken water heater), and I have no idea where to turn off the water.

So for about ten minutes I’m kind of panicking, looking for things to catch the water. I eventually found one bucket but had to settle for using our nightly salad bowl and assorted Tupperware to catch the rest. I also pulled every towel out of the linen closet and put them on the stairs to try to protect the wood. At this point, I was like I NEED to turn off the water so I decided to try and ask a neighbor for help (it seems to take times of extreme duress before I’ll finally ask strangers for help lol). Of course at this point I’m pretty wet and I’m not wearing shoes so I was like I should probably grab some slippers before I go barging into someone’s house. So I run up through the water and back down, now slightly more wet but equipped with shoes, and run down the stairs to start ringing doorbells. The neighbor, who’s finally home, of course chooses not to open his door to me but tries talking through his door. At first I tried to explain but finally I pulled the “I’m an American living with the people upstairs and I need help” card which got the door open at least. So he understands me enough to show me how to turn off the water in his apartment (same format as ours) so I run upstairs and turn it off…which doesn’t do anything.

So at this point, I’m just emptying buckets and Tupperware waiting for I don’t know what and the doorbell rings. My first thought was oh it’s probably the neighbor come to see if it worked so I whip open the door to my oldest host brother and immediately I’m like Help Me! He was a little taken aback so I just pointed in the direction of the stairs…he pretty much repeated my reaction and then started trying to track down his mom.

Eventually she got home and the neighbor came upstairs and a plumber who was willing to work on Saturday was found and all was merry in our household but in the meantime I learned some new vocabulary related to hot water heaters, vocabulary related to disasters with hot water heaters, and some cuss words related to disasters with hot water heaters.  

Netherlands: When in doubt smell it out / Moooommm, the telepathy broke again

The Netherlands was great! (we get two four day vacations, so I went to the Netherlands with two friends for the first one). But 'fun/normal' stories are never fun so I've got two small anecdotes for your pleasure.

#1 - When in doubt smell it out

In my program we stay with host families and one of the 'perks' is that we can do one load of laundry a week with their machine/soap etc. Laundry in Europe is really expensive and people try to use dryers the least amount of time as possible so I've been trying to be better about not washing everything I own after wearing it once. So, the day before I was going to leave for the Netherlands, I realized that I have like no clean clothes....at all....I've worn all my shirts like three times, my pants like a million,

(for Disney channel lovers)

and everything's starting to smell like I've worn it a million times, but I can't ask my host mom to do laundry right then and there cause then everything would have been wet. However, my friend was like it's totally cool, when we get to my cousin's house (we were visiting her cousin who lives/studies there) you can do laundry. So I decided to take practically my entire closet's worth of dirty clothes all the way to the Netherlands...where I ended up not being able to do laundry. Thankfully, I was able to borrow shirts from my friends but it was still pretty rough. When I got home Sunday night though, I was like I NEED to do laundry right this instant, of course it was no problem, my host mom was like totally, we'll put it in right now and then you can use the dryer for the things you need to do tomorrow. So we all sit down to dinner, I recount everything I did on my vacation, it's all good. Then when dinner ends, and my 12 year old host brother and host dad are still in the room, my host mom whips my laundry out of the washer (the washing machines are generally in the kitchen in France) and is like sorting through my stuff, like "oh do you need this pair of underwear for tomorrow"....but at this point I was just so happy to have clean clothes lol



#2 - Moooommm, the telepathy broke again

On the way to and from Utrecht, we had to take three trains which was about 6 or 7 hours. The way there was no problem, excitement of the trip and all that jazz but on Sunday we were all definitely ready to be home in our beds. So on the second train our assigned seats were all in different train cars but one of my friends was like maybe the seat next to you will be empty like I'm just going to sit here until says something. I was in total agreement, like I can't deal with anymore strangers today, So we're getting closer and closer to the time the train is supposed to leave and no one has asked her to move but she's getting kind of antsy and saying like maybe I should move. So she finally goes, like the train is full, I'm going to go find my seat, just as this rather attractive guy (conveniently around the same age) comes up the row. And this is the type of situation where when you're on public transportation and see that one really attractive person you're like there's no way in hell am I that lucky, he's not sitting next to me.
A picture to have in your head, to fully understand the situation:

(I know he's not Irish, but still)

And he goes, in an Irish accent, 38? to my friend Clare...and she's like yeah, I was just moving it's all yours. And, having heard us talking about wanting to sit next to each other, he goes oh that's okay, we can just exchange seat numbers. She was like oh thank you so much, like it's in blah blah car or whatever and I was like telepathically sending every signal in the book...to no avail. He left and I was like...pourquoi, do you secretly hate me? It was great to sit next to her though; we had a fun train ride...and to be honest I wasn't smelling so great in my less than clean clothes.

Surprise!

My host brothers were on vacation from school for two weeks and my host dad decided to take a week off too so the house was full (normally my host brothers aren't home during the week cause they go to boarding school and my host dad works in Paris and comes home on weekends). It was really fun getting to see everybody more, but one morning at breakfast my host mom casually mentions that it's my host dad's birthday that day...and the only reason she said it was that we could hear him grumbling about his computer in the other room and she said they were going to go buy him a new one that day for his birthday.
So here I am like what's the protocol for your host dad's birthday...do you get him a present? are you invited to the family birthday dinner? and it was that day so I was like okay Taylor you got this, get him a really casual present that's not over the top. So I decided on Ferrero Rocher chocolates and I gave them to him just before dinner and he really liked them (we did 'faire la bise' for the first time which is the cheek kiss thing).
Then we all assemble for dinner and I ask the mom, oh did you buy the computer today? and she kinda shook her head at me and gave me this look, now this look is generally reserved for when I say something that she doesn't understand at all, sort of blank and confused, and I was like no I remember you told me you were going to buy a computer for his birthday and then all of a sudden it hits me, it's a surprise present and I just announced it in front of the birthday guy. And like I tried to play it off but I'm not even good at that in English, let alone French, so he totally knew. However, not all the kids were in the room at that moment so when it came time for him to open presents one of them was like Dad guess what we got you....and he was like well my money's on a computer....I was so embarrassed...but I think overall they got a kick out of it. I'm sure next year my host mom will make sure to warn the host student or just not invite them at all lol.

Also, a little later they asked how old my dad was, and then my mom (sorry parents for disclosing said info) but I successfully said oh my dad's 59 but then I was like yeah my mom's 68 (instead of 58)... the look on their faces was priceless. then I put a french accent on the word cougar and asked if that translated...i got some grins so i took that as a yes